Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
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