does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
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