Grow some girl-balls and come out already
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
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i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
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I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
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There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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