Acid is not a monday night drug
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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