We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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