Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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