Define "chronic" masturbator.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
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He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
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WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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