Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
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If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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