The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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