so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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