You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
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