My nipple is on Facebook.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
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