ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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