She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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