Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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