omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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