But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Randomize
