Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
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THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
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Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
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