talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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