yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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