I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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