SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
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i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
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Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
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