He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
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Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
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That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
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