well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
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Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
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he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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