I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
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