i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
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