hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
do herpes really smell.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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