no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
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