Kiss
Puke
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
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surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
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so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
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