Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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