It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
this is an emotional support booty call
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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