spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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