So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
Randomize
