But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Randomize
