dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
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Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
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I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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