I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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