Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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