Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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