did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
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