Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
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found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
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i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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