Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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