ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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