i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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