ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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