butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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