If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Dear god my vagina.
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