the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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