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he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
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I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
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You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
I love you.
Bad choice
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