I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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