I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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