Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
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Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
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I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
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