Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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