He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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