So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
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He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
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At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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