A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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