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What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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